'Wossy' tries to outdo Brand!

Jonathan 'Wossy' Ross was fuming at his young chum Russell Brand's new image 'outing' (see post below). Brand had not informed Ross about his style change and Jonathan took the hump, canceling a pre-booked appearance by the dandy comic on his Deja Vu-fuelled chat show.

Gordon Ramsay had to step in at the last minute and received his 100th appearance medal, after having the same conversation with Ross as he had had ten years previously.

Ross took revenge on Russ by attending Hunky Hugh Jackman's star-studded retro Ann Summers party, held at 'The Padded Bra's Brasseirie' in Basqueville Avenue, dressed as the Queen. Party-goers were uncertain as to whether the 'Queen of Chat' was taking the pi*s out of Brand or was in fact, outing a new dapper image himself.

"Ross looks great!" said a fan, "We're trying to persuade him to stay with this look. It makes him almost cutting edge again. The licence payer's will love it 'cause it's so establishment, init?"

Personally, I think it does nothing for him and Her Majesty will be furious. Once Ross n' Russ patch things up, I predict that the madness of Queen 'Wossy' will be over.