Hilarious 'alternative comedian' Russell Brand took a break from the womanising and twittering circuits to 'out' his new look at Cilla Black's star-studded retro Tupperware party, held at 'Tight Pants' nightclub in Zippingdon.Brand so shocked the glitterati that an ambulance was called to aid with resuscitating some of the fainting fashionistas. Tears flowed as fans of his old giant crow's ar*e hair mourned its loss. "What am I going to do with the 50 cans of hairspray in my bathroom now? You only need a spot of gel for his new look!" bemoaned a fan into my shell-like.
His new image was created by his personal stylist, BJ Tomahawk Johnson III, an American genius in Hot Couture. BJ informed me that the Plunderland prankster just "felt like a change" and let BJ run riot with his creative juices. When I pointed out to BJ that Brand's new style was not dissimilar to that of angular model Agyness Deyn (ridiculous name!), BJ cut me stone dead, puffing out his piqued cheeks.
I'd obviously taken the wind out of BJ's designer sails, but I am correct in my observations. 'Rustyrockets' has oiled his tarnished tubes with used stock. I predict the old 'lost Goth in a Timewarp' look will be back pretty sharpish.
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